This Easter, all you need is some new Easter Egg Hunt ideas and a list of all new Easter dad jokes. Easter means enjoying yourself with your family members and performing different activities while adding humor to it. If you have planned an Easter party this week, don’t just limit yourself to those old jokes. Try some new Easter jokes that we have added to this list.
Easter Dad Jokes
Below is a list of some of the common jokes that you can always add when you are enjoying the Easter party or while adding pictures on Instagram:
- How can you make Easter preparations go faster? Use the eggs-press lane!
- What should you do to prepare for all the Easter treats? Eggs-ercise!
- What do you call the funniest guest at Easter dinner? The Easter ham.
- What do you call a baby who’s a little too warm on Easter? A hot cross bun(dle) of joy.
- How do you tame a wild hare? Wear an Easter bonnet.
- What do you do when you eat all your chocolate Easter candy? Give Peeps a chance.
- Why is Easter breakfast so fun? Everyone’s cracking yolks.
Easter Dad Jokes One-Liners
If you want to add some one-liners to your easter party, here is a list of them:
- What kind of beans never grow in a garden? Jelly beans!
- Why are people always tired in April? Because they’ve just finished a March!
- How does Easter end? With the letter “R”
- Where does Christmas come before Easter? The dictionary!
- What’s the best way to make Easter easier? Put an “i” where the “t” is!
- Where does Dracula keep his Easter candy? In his Easter casket!
- Why did the jelly bean go to school? Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!
- Would February March? No, but April May!
- What do baby ducks have for lunch? Soup and quackers!
- Who did Drake invite over for Easter dinner? All of his peeps!
Easter Bunny Dad Jokes
The Easter Bunny is one of the famous symbols of Eve. How can we not crack a joke on it? Here is a list of the jokes you can crack on it:
- What do you call 10 rabbits marching backward? A receding hareline.
- Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day.
- Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
- How does the Easter bunny stay in shape? Lots of eggs-ercise!
- Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
- What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14 carrot gold.
- What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
- What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion.
- Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basket ball.
- How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
- What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like? Hip Hop.
- What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance move? The bunny hop.
- What do you call the Easter Bunny when he gets kicked out of school? Egg-spelled!
- What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant? IHOP.
- How do you know when you’re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it!
- What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.
- Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
- Where do Easter Bunnies go for new tails? To the re-tail store!
- How does the Easter Bunny travel? On hareplanes!
- How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes? You never see a rabbit wearing glasses!
Also, read 15+ Creative Easter Egg Hunt Ideas for Kids and Adults
Conclusion
One thing that will remain the same for Easter is people showing their fun side. But repeating those old jokes always can be boring sometimes. Thus, here are some new and hilarious Easter Dad Jokes. This list includes perfect jokes depending on the type of activity you are performing at the party. Use them and make your family members laugh.